Ben Bruce is such an asshole. Not for being one on camera but for being such a sexy motherfucker and making me realise I will never live up to my own standards after seeing him. Fuck you Ben. I fucking love you though.
This better be my cake.
This is an awesome idea. Although I’d also be tempted to make all the lesser rings of power as a batch of cupcakes, and give them to my friends.
…But they would be all of them deceived, for another cupcake would be made.
In my apartment, in the fires of my oven, I will bake in secret a Master Cupcake to control all the others. And into this cupcake I will pour my flour, my sugar, and my will to dominate all confections.
Reblogging again for commentary.
Wow. One does not simply have a birthday.
That bolded is KILLING ME.
The one birthday.
And nine
Nine cupcakes were gifted to the race of men
Who above all else
CRAVE SUGAR
- Wet hair
- Comb through
- Separate at the part
- Draw a pentagram on the floor
- Perform blood sacrifice
- Offer up your soul to the devil
- Chant ancient Latin conjuration spell
- Summon Satan
- Ask Satan to braid your hair
You know what?
Screw you. I am done braiding people’s hair. Do you know how many braids I have done today?
Thirty-fucking-seven.
And I don’t even get a “Hey Satan how’s it going your cloven hooves look fabulous today” it’s just “Braid it. Go.”
This is possibly the saddest post that’s come across my dash
i can connect with this gif on an emotional level
